My husband. Joseph.
The longer we are together, the more I realise his innate potential to be a stand-up comedian.
I am going to make an effort to blog more about his 'dark' side.
Me: Gosh, can you be more cultured when you speak? You're so couth!
Jo: Oh, then I must drink more Yakult
Me: ???
Jo: Because it is a cultured drink.
Me: Don't you think what I'm wearing today is very nice? I think it is very chic.
Jo: Hey, wait, stop! (And he just stood still.)
Me: What are you doing?
Jo: Oh, I thought I saw zebra crossing.
He then erupted into peals of laughter. I was in a nautical b/w striped maxi.
Jo: Did you go to the zoo?
Me: Huh?
Jo: Did you go to the zoo and visit the elephants?
I stopped eating my spaghettini & looked at him, utterly confused.
Jo: Did you go the zoo and brush the teeth of the elephants?
Then, it finally dawned on me.
Jo: What did you do to your toothbrush? Why are the bristles in such a horrible shape?
You used it to brush the teeth of the elephants, so the bristles are totally flattened?
He started to mimic brushing an imaginary elephant's teeth.
Me: What! I brush at least 3 times a day, so it's natural that my toothbrush wears off faster than yours!
Jo: Ya, but why didn't you change to a new toothbrush? Yours is so disgusting!
Me: I don't want. This new series you bought hurts my gums & gives me sores. I rather stick to a flattened toothbrush!
He started ransacking the drawers & shoved me one new 'gentler' toothbrush.
It was in hot pink.
Me: Okay okay, I will change!
Me: Hey, I'm blogging about your 'dark' side. Can you remind me of the funny things you said before?
Jo: My 'duck' side?
One day, he will be the death of me. -_-
Metta
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